This is a race report for the 3M Half Marathon, held on January 30, 2011, in Austin, Texas.
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As I mentioned many moons ago, I was really nervous about the 3M Half Marathon. Sure, I’d lived through San Antonio, but that was before holiday eating and my injury. I’d officially fallen behind my running group, and I was pretty much training solo. In reality, I had no idea how close I was to my San Antonio pace.
Getting to the race
Dan, Leah’s husband, graciously agrees to get up in the middle of the night and drive us to the start line. He’s training for a marathon and is skipping the race to do a longer run. This simultaneously blows my mind and inspires me.
The start line
This is such a smaller race compared to San Antonio that it looks like a few friends gathered together for a run in the dark. In reality, it’s several thousand runners, ranging from Austin’s elite to first timers. Leah and I wave goodbye to Rebekah; she’ll meet up with some ladies from our running group. We make plans to meet up with her at the finish line. I say a prayer that I don’t see the finish line out the back of a van window.
Leah and I huddle among the start line mob, when out of the corner of my eyes, I see it. No way, I think to myself. But I start chuckling and nudge Leah. There’s a really tall guy at the start line, wearing a banana hat. What is with me always seeing humans dressed like bananas at races? Odd, sure. But it helped me relax enough, you know, to actually start when the gun goes off.
Leah and I both remark: it’s dark, but the air is nearly 100% moisture. And its muggy. I wonder, barring no vans, what will the humidity and 13.1 miles race do to my hair?
Miles 1-3
I don’t tell Leah I’m nervous, but I know she can sense it. Instead, we make a game out of counting how many dude runners dart into the shrubs and trees lining the first half mile. Apparently, the first mile is the ideal time to go. We make it to the first mile marker in 12 minutes, and I begin to relax. This isn’t going to win us a spot in the Olympics, but it just might get us across the finish line.
This part of the course is an area of Austin I drive often; it seems so surreal to be here pounding the payment instead of driving around these roads in my big SUV.
Miles 4-6
We settle into a decent pace, although the humidity and the not-so-cold Austin winter weather makes it feel as though we’re sloshing through a sauna. While this race is infamously labeled “fast and flat,” Leah and I soon catch on: There are some flat parts. And some downhills (woohoo!). Oh, but yeah, no one mentions the part about a few uphill stretches. I’m not able to talk much while running at this point in my running career. In fact, all I’m able to do is suck in as much oxygen as possible, exhale, and repeat, while I plod forward left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot. Leah, on the other hand, is in better shape, and I notice she is quietly thanking all the kind police women and men who are watching the road blocks for us. My running buddy is one classy lady, wouldn’t you agree? I follow her lead, and although I can’t speak, I wave to as many of them as possible.
It’s also during this part of the race that the crowd thins out, and we’re mostly surrounded my folks running at our pace. And that’s when I notice him: A really big guy running alongside a very fit woman. He reminds me so much of myself: he’s bigger than most of the other runners I’ve seen on the course, yet he keeps going. Leah and I remark about how inspiring he is. We keep him in our sights as long as possible.
Miles 7-9
My friend Jessie has told me she’ll try to cheer me on from about mile 9. So all morning in the back of my mind, I’m thinking: run to Jessie, run to Jessie, no vans…well, you get the idea. And so Leah and I near a stoplight when I see her. But she’s brought company: my friends, Lisa and Staci. And they’ve made posters: Run Whitney Run in my favorite color, purple. And they smile and wave and cheer for us and taking pictures as we jog by. And I wave to them and thank them and look all normal and happy on the outside. But inside I am overcome. I am beyond blessed. Three of my coworkers (and friends) give up their Sunday morning to stand out on a random Austin street corner with posters. For me. This is why I love my job. And I’ve said it before, but it’s worth mentioning again: Jessie, Lisa, and Staci are smart women. They cheer us on from the bottom of a hill. Fast and flat, my butt, I think to myself. Without their cheers, that hill would have been agonizingly painful. Instead, it’s just painful.
Miles 10-12
When we hit double-digit mileage, Leah and I congratulate each other. And in the back of my mind, I’m running towards another friend and coworker, Adri. Adri is an elite athlete and cheerleader extraordinaire. One of my favorite things about her is the fact that even though she’s an elite athlete and I’m a rookie, she never treats me as anything but a fellow competitor. My self-esteem will love Adri forever for this.
So right after mile 10, I look up and she’s sitting in a lawn chair, waiting on me. She jumps up and joins me and Leah on the course. It’s a great few minutes that give me the boost I need to finish. And Leah and I desperately need a little shot of happiness or power or something right about now because we realize we congratulated ourselves a little early. It’s hot and humid and neither of us are talking because the only thing to talk about is: when will it end? We turn a corner and a spectator shouts: Only a little 5K left! I consider punching her. (Yes, my pain turns to fake violence in my head. Deal with it.) But what I really consider is asking this spectator…lady, do I look like I’ll make it another little 5K?
Leah and I turn onto some part of UT campus and I think to myself: Oh, it’s not as spread out as Tech, but UT campus isn’t small. This is bad. This is really bad. Another spectator, a guy, with I swear not a drop of sweat on his body is clapping and pointing and shouting, “The finish line! The finish line!” Leah and I look at each other and roll our eyes. What finish line? We don’t see any…and then it comes into view. People lining either side. The big clock overhead. We pick up our pace.
As we get closer, out of the corner of my eye, I see Rebekah. And she’s standing really close to the race announcer, and she’s wearing a different shirt than we started, and what’s that? OMG, yes, she’s got silver pompoms flanking her hips, stuck shot-gun style into her running belt. And right as we cross, the announcer says, Happy Birthday, Whitney and Leah! (Leah and I celebrate birthdays seven days apart. Today’s race is my birthday eve.) The pain and the doubt and the fear rush out of me. Suddenly everyone is around us, congratulating us on the run and wishing us a Happy Birthday.
Rebekah finds us and pulls out tiaras and feather boas. Which makes me think: most folks do not carry such awesome accessories in their gear check bags. Or do they? And Rebekah is wearing a t-shirt she made in honor of our birthdays. We pose for some really awesome pictures (for future reference: you don’t have to worry about your hair if you’re wearing the perfect birthday tiara.)

Best Birthday Run Ever!
We kickoff the post-race celebration with breakfast at Austin Java, where our waiter serves us as we sit there, tiaras, boas, medals, all sweaty and happy, without batting an eye. Only in Austin. After the race, we go to my apartment and take pictures with some funny signs we’ve made for the calendar.

Will run for Post-It Notes
I’m so deliriously happy. We end the day by gathering up some booze and heading to the apartment’s hot tub. Yes, the weather is nice enough on January 30th in Austin for hot tubbin’. We laugh about the race and the spectacular finish. I mean, come on, Rebekah persuaded the race announcer to help us celebrate…that accomplishment deserves its own medal.
The next day, on my actual birthday, I arrive at work to find the posters my friends brought to the race hanging outside my cube. They’ve also decorated the whole place in you guessed it, purple. The birthday festivities went on for about a week, with a post-race massage, a girls’ night ice cream fest, dinner with a bestie, and a special dinner with my sister-in-law and bro. Basically, we partied until Leah’s birthday, and then we partied again.

The ladies. The posters. The wardrobe selection.
Special thanks to Rebekah, Leah, Dana, Jessie, Lisa, Staci, and Adri for making this an unforgettable birthday run. If I had known turning 31 was this much fun, I’d have done it last year! In fact, I think I’ll turn 31 again next year…